This is TOO funny!

Headline from local newspaper:

"Cheney hunting trip goes awry

followed by this:

"Millionaire attorney Harry Whittington is 'doing fine and in good spirits' after Vice President Dick Cheney fires too close to his buddy while tracking a bird." - Tacoma News Tribune

Oh my. Fires too close. Oh geez. Now that IS rich. Pardon me while I pick the pellets out of my face. Next time don't fire so close...you might actually miss.