Fox propaganda is better than sex.

I was at the tavern the other day with my right-wingnut buddy Bob. We were watching the Faith Hill Mississipi Girl country music video. I sighed, "Great blue jeans." then looked around astonished to find my buddy engrossed in Bill O'Really on the other tv... Always knew these right-wingers don't have their priorities exactly just right.

I wasn't really missing for two months...

I was undercover looking for sources of WMH. Now my cover's blown so I may as well report in to this mail drop. It's been an intriguing furlough.